Thursday, April 17, 2008
$13.14 - - The Review
Okay, so I got home from prepping a job yesterday with my taste buds all geared up for chocolate. I ran inside and went to grab the hi milk chocolate bar and it was nowhere to be found. I knew right away that it had met it's demise at the hands of my favorite chocoholic (Andrew). When I asked him about it, he didn't even bother denying it.
I said, "Um, honey. Did you eat all of the chocolate bar in the red wrapper?"
and he said, "Yes. Yes I did. But do you want to know why I ate it? I ate it because you left it sitting in the sun and it had turned into a big melty blob."
I thought for a second and then said, "So you didn't even eat a candy bar. You just ate a big melty blog of chocolate?"
"Yes, " he said (with an enormous amount of pride).
"So you basically did not eat it, because you can't resist chocolate? You ate it to save it from an untimely, melty chocolate death?"
"I was going to do a taste test on that, honey. Great! Well can you at least tell me how it tasted?"
"Good. Milky. Chocolate-y"
I mean do you really need any more of a review than that? I don't think so. In fact his simple review of the chocolate inspired me to create my own simple review. Here it is:
All of the 3 chocolate bars: Good. Milky. Chocolate-y (the white chocolate reminded us both about our childhood. i remember feeling very sophisticated when i ate white chocolate. Oh, and I guess that one wasn't chocolate-y, but it was creamy)
Hello Kitty Soda: Looked like coconut milk, tasted like sprite.
Hello Kitty Apple Marshmallows: Better seen, not tasted.
Corn Dog: My brother was in charge of that review. "I think it was the best corn dog I ever had."
Pocky Almond Crush: Good. Milky. Chocolate-y. Nutty. Addictive!
Lollipop shaped like kids faces: Couldn't bare to eat it. Too darn cute.
Pirate's Booty: Yum. Always, Yum.
Off to a shoot. Be back tomorrow with a Drink of the week.