Tuesday, February 12, 2008

plugra


for nino the hypnotist

fortunately i just happen to have a brand new stick of plugra butter in the fridge.

unfortunately i will not be able to write a review regarding the taste of plugra butter as it is 7:30 in the morning and the thought of eating a stick of butter just doesn't sound fun.

fortunately i can write a review regarding the look of plugra butter.

plugra butter looks cool. it is much larger and more awesome looking than all other butters. so it must be a far superior butter. i like to take it out when people come over so i can impress them with my enormous butter. they always say, "wow, that is some big butter," and i smile because i know it is much larger than any butter they have.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I was living in Canada, all of the butter was one large stick. I never saw a box with four small sticks until I came here to the States.

All butters were impressive ;)

Claire said...

heehee, I just giggled out loud reading that...hey exactly how big is that butter? I think we only have big butter in the UK - like 250g. It cannot possibly be bigger than that or I'm moving.

charlotte said...

yeah, me too! plugra sounds enormous, though. I don't think it would fit in my butter dish.

Anonymous said...

Very good. The Foodie Tribunal will drop the charges once your review has been posted.

Plugra weighs in at 453g and can kick any UK butter's rump because it flies like a butta-fly and stings like a bee!

P.S. As a special bonus, you will get a voucher for one free hypnotic trance.

Flood said...

I think if it weren't called Plugra, this post wouldn't sound so dirty.

Anonymous said...

We bought some the other day, and then spent so much time laughing about the name that we forgot to think about the taste.

Andrea Krummel said...

i can already tell i'm going to love reading your blog. this post actually made me chuckle out loud! i'm so glad i found you! okay, back to reading...